(Red band)-  A fascinating mix of an episode. Special guest Don Grant and I answer all the internet's most longstanding and poetic questions. Have a Hitler mustache or Princess Leia buns? How ethical is the plot of yesterday?  Death by concrete or cucumber? Would waking up as another person every day be better than being yourself? All these answered and more in this episode of 1000?

(Purple band?) If you are into weird deep dives of philosophical arguments applied to insane scenarios that will never happen, mixed in with occasional and tastefully informed toilet humor. Then this is the episode for you. My sage guest Nathaniel and I explore everything your theoretical soul can handle. All in this episode of 1000?

(Red band)-  So... this is episode is crazy. Listen with caution as I literary talk to a guy I met on the street, and we venture into the absurdly that is this episode. What is a family? How do you make friends? Why do people lick feet? Did I lose my cool? Find out in this episode of 1000? 
Warning: contains exsplict language 

(Red band)- This episode invites some of the more serious questions I've asked yet. Newsletter writer and song producer Andrew Vega, and I run the board on every topic.
Man's cruel tendency to be corrupted by power, the possible turmoil and inner psyche of pedophiles, our 1st response to extra-terrestrial life, attractive racism, fetish tattoos, and most importantly, the Matrix. All in this episode of 1000?

(Red band)- My down to earth guest, Perseus and I explore all the classic would you rather questions. Being the strongest vs fastest person, making out with dogs, calling everyone "Jim", sniffing gym floors, genital tattoos, being God's substitute for a week. You know, just the real basic, average WYR show. Enjoy this next episode of 1000?

(Blue band)-  Already one of my personal favorites, this episode has everything you could and couldn't've possibly imagined. Piano teeth, DBZ, Keith Sweat, the disposition of your eternal soul, and ancient knock-knock jokes all nicely wrapped up in this episode. Oh yeah and uh...  Happy New Year!! 

(Red Band)-  Sweet guest, stupid questions, one insightful episode. Listen to me and the relatable influencer Emma Marlow, tackle the tough questions no one else has ever asked. Drugs, SpongeBob, travel, and disfigurement await in this next installment of 1000?

(Blue band)- To keep the laughs going, tune in to this brutally honest and entertaining episode. Meet Fabreezy, my uber talented guess this week as she breaks down just how unabashedly self-serving and decisive people can get. Racism, exes, world hunger and magic all in this fresh instalment of 1000?