Episodes

(Blue band) - Special ensemble guests from the heart of H-Town, the band "Tracing Paces!" jump on the show to discuss life, music and the meaning of it all! Would you rather live in world without singing or dancing? Is being honest worth giving up your drive? What is the world's sexist instrument..? All these answers and more in this episode of 1000?

(Red-band): Would you rather be a clone or a cyborg? Is there a right way to deliver the news? Never have something nice to say or never say anything ever again..? All these heady topics and more in this episode of 1000? Sensibility Content Warning. Towards the end of the episode the triggering topic of suicide is discussed. Listener discretion is advised.

(Blue Band)- Happy Holidays! Last episode of 2021! First of many new episodes! And an awesome Christmas guest, with a heart 3 sizes too big. Join in as we explore the most wonderfully crazy questions of the year.

(Red band)- Hark! A new episode is up! Featuring the absolutely, non-interesting, completely unfunny, totally unattractive, non-charming and my most boring guest yet. The incomparable Haley. Join us as we have fun discussing everything you can't talk about at work. What is Karma? How sexy is Chewbacca? What's a valid credit number you'd like to share? All this and more in this episode of 1000?

(Blue band)- Be inspired! As special guest Dom Brightmon goes head-to-head with life's most complicated comparisons. Be right or be the best? Emotion Vs instinct? Tic-Tok or Netflix? Clowns or snakes? All of these will somehow make sense, in this episode of 1000CrazyQuestions!

(Red band)- This episode gets dark and keeps its sense of humor right there the whole time. As the wildest questions are taken seriously. We dive into the realm of the supernatural, worst enemies, Tequila, the Twilight Zone and how to drop off the grid in style. My guest, "James the Joker" and I dare cover it all in this week's episode of 1000?

(Red band)- HopsGeek is in this one! And they're here to explore the geek-iest Would You Rather questions you've ever heard. Enjoy this trip through pop culture as we debate: death vs time magic, Avatar vs Green lantern, which Disney movie would you condemn your worst enemy to live in and more... All in this episode of 1000?

(Red band)- Flippers down, one of the funniest and most memorable episodes I've ever recorded. Join me and my two gracious guests, (including returning guest "Nathaniel") as we attack your ears with wisdom. Why should we only be allowed to live for one year? Is hate or love more powerful? Is it really considerate to text everyone in your phone a list of all your STD's? All these questions and more in this episode of 1000?

(Pink band)- A thought provoking and entertaining episode. Bill Troveski from "The Way Podcast" and I discuss the seriousness of all the internet's silliest Would You Rather questions. Spiders or Almond Joys? Do you believe in Yen & Yang? And why should you stop collecting your belly button lint? All these answers and more in this episode of 1000?

(Red Band)- Finally! This episode is out! Absolutely absurd and hilarious, this episode features Josh from the FNBN podcast as we get into nerdiest culture questions. Who do you give the Superman serum to? Do you want duplicates or to be very stretchy? Just how much of a murderer is Batman? Why is Beast such obvious husband material? Find out all of these answers and more, in this out of the vault episode of 1000?

(Blue band) - New author and visual creative Angie Hope, joins me in exploring the pros and cons of quarantine vs nudism, the apocalypse v. racism, Final Destination destinies, your teeth falling out and everything in-between. Careful you might get inspired, in this return episode of 1000? -(P.S.) Sound quality is not up to my usual standards, upload bug to be fixed.

(Red band)- A fascinating mix of an episode. Special guest Don Grant and I answer all the internet's most longstanding and poetic questions. Have a Hitler mustache or Princess Leia buns? How ethical is the plot of yesterday? Death by concrete or cucumber? Would waking up as another person every day be better than being yourself? All these answered and more in this episode of 1000?

(Purple band?) If you are into weird deep dives of philosophical arguments applied to insane scenarios that will never happen, mixed in with occasional and tastefully informed toilet humor. Then this is the episode for you. My sage guest Nathaniel and I explore everything your theoretical soul can handle. All in this episode of 1000?

(Red band)- So... this is episode is crazy. Listen with caution as I literary talk to a guy I met on the street, and we venture into the absurdly that is this episode. What is a family? How do you make friends? Why do people lick feet? Did I lose my cool? Find out in this episode of 1000? Warning: contains exsplict language

(Red band)- This episode invites some of the more serious questions I've asked yet. Newsletter writer and song producer Andrew Vega, and I run the board on every topic. Man's cruel tendency to be corrupted by power, the possible turmoil and inner psyche of pedophiles, our 1st response to extra-terrestrial life, attractive racism, fetish tattoos, and most importantly, the Matrix. All in this episode of 1000?

(Red band)- My down to earth guest, Perseus and I explore all the classic would you rather questions. Being the strongest vs fastest person, making out with dogs, calling everyone "Jim", sniffing gym floors, genital tattoos, being God's substitute for a week. You know, just the real basic, average WYR show. Enjoy this next episode of 1000?

(Blue band)- Already one of my personal favorites, this episode has everything you could and couldn't've possibly imagined. Piano teeth, DBZ, Keith Sweat, the disposition of your eternal soul, and ancient knock-knock jokes all nicely wrapped up in this episode. Oh yeah and uh... Happy New Year!!

(Red Band)- Sweet guest, stupid questions, one insightful episode. Listen to me and the relatable influencer Emma Marlow, tackle the tough questions no one else has ever asked. Drugs, SpongeBob, travel, and disfigurement await in this next installment of 1000?

(Blue band)- To keep the laughs going, tune in to this brutally honest and entertaining episode. Meet Fabreezy, my uber talented guess this week as she breaks down just how unabashedly self-serving and decisive people can get. Racism, exes, world hunger and magic all in this fresh instalment of 1000?

(Blue band)- Happy Thanksgiving! Laughter is something I'm thankful for. The, Mr. Kevin Fitzgerald schools me on my music, shares his teachings from comedy, rips apart my outfit and just keeps the punches coming. Tune in to this phenomenal episode brought to you by a truly hilarious and awesome guy. Oh and also Kevin Fitzgerald.

(Blue Band)- Tune in this episode to get the intriguing and sometimes off the rail viewpoints of Ugandan immigrant and U.S army veteran, Mr. Bogere. What was the cost of using our first atom bomb? is drinking that bad? Why are dogs not considered babies? All these ideas and more in this installment of 1000?

(Red Band)- Not for the faint of heart. My wonderfully pretentious guest and I explore chilling topics and debate every horrific corner of the holiday. Be warned as movie recs', monsters, cannibalism, candy and incest, creep into the conversation. Best to keep the kids away from this one. Happy Halloween! (Warning: Contains explicit subject manner)

(Red Band)- This weird episode introduces "Comic Sans". A guest who truly became my rival over the course of this conversation. Together we discuss beauty vs intelligence, teleporting vs telepathy, and have a full debate over what it means to be afraid. Let me know your thoughts? Warning: May contain explicit subject manner)

(Purple Band?) -A very intriguing and hilarious conversation with my guest Calla'boy, leads down a road of discussing the way the world works, breaking tough news to loved ones, light arson, and what it means to have a family. In what is essentially a light (Red Band) episode. Enjoy the discussion. (Warning: May contain explicit subject matter)